Hard to Be a Girl

hard to be a girl.
so nice to be a boy.
in my room at night.
not a pretty site.
here's an empty kiss
marching to the rhythm of the pay roll.
i can be a good boy too,
just let me out of the stable.
sausages and eggs,
and hot and sour soup.
thank me for your time,
cause i can be as bad as you.

hard to be a girl.
thats what the oracle told me,
i dont care what she says,
i assume its best to be lonely.